Funny Baby Quotes | Baby Boy Quotes

“I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food.” —Robert Orben

“Before I got married I had six theories about raising children. Now, I have six children and no theories.” —John Wilmot

“A toddler can do more in one unsupervised moment than most people can do all day.”—Unknown

“A baby makes love stronger, the days shorter, the nights longer, savings smaller, and a home happier.” —Unknown

“You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.” —Franklin P. Jones

“The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby’s grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why most grandparents flee to Florida.” -—Dave Barry

“The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.” —Johnny Depp

Baby Boy Quotes

"You are loved for the boy you are, the man you will become, and the precious son you will always be." —Unknown

“A baby boy arrives, and just like that, everything changes. The world gets bigger, hearts grow fuller, and life means more because he’s in it.” —Unknown

“Son, you’ll outgrow my lap but never my heart.” —Unknown

“A baby boy has a special way of bringing out the man in his father and the little boy in his grandfather.” —Tanya Masse

“Sons are the anchors of a mother’s life.” —Sophocles

“A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest.” —Irish proverb

”Mother is her son’s first god. She must teach him the most important lesson of all – how to love.” —T. F. Hodge

“A baby boy may leave smudges in the house and also on your heart.” —Unknown

“Sometimes when I need a miracle, I look into my son’s eyes, and realize I have already created one.” —Unknown

“There has never been, nor there will ever be, anything quite special as the love between a mother and her baby son.” —Unknown